“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
This famous quote from The Princess Bride is hilarious in the context of the film, but the phrase does not carry the full weight when said by somebody NOT carrying a sword. And because most tailgates frown upon including weapon-yielding maniacs, this creates quite a quandary. But not if you have the Swashbuckling BBQ sword on hand.
Measuring 19 inches long, and weighing less than a pound, this meat skewer forms the shape of a giant fencing sword. The only difference in appearance is that this BBQ sword has two prongs on the end for rolling hot dogs and sausages while able to lift any meat in need of being turned over. And its wooden handle protects you from the heat while providing a stable grip for when you lightly prod your other guests when it’s time to leave for the game.
“Inconceivable” you say, although I don’t think it means what you think it means. The strong steel construction makes it worthy for any size grill and comes with a free musketeer mask. Now you can hide your identity if you accidentally overcook your burgers, and it’s also perfect if you’re in Lubbock, Texas and are honoring the school’s beloved masked rider mascot.
So now if you see a six-fingered man at your next tailgate, just say what Inigo Montoya would say.
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