Just how big is nine gallons you ask? Well, it’s big enough to hold a large turkey. Three baskets allow you to cook three different foods at once without sharing the oil and mixing the flavors. Because as great as shrimp, French fries and fried Oreos are separately, it’s pretty gross to mix all of the flavors in one big vat of grease.

The fryer is also designed with a V-bottom to keep the temperature of the oil cooler than the sizzling liquid on the top layer. This not only helps protect the cook from getting splashed with the hot oil, but it keeps the cooking oil cleaner. So even though you and your friends are stuffing your faces with fattening fried food, at least it’s clean, fattening fried food.

Unfortunately, the frying equipment doesn’t come cheap. The Bayou Fryer is priced at 500 bucks and that doesn’t include extras like propane or the accessory cart containing a side shelf and storage for the sold-separately propane tank. However, shipping is free, and the Bayou comes with a limited parts warranty for a year.

For more information, connect to Kotula’s.com.

Made by Innovative Adhesives, these temporary waterless tattoos actually look like the real thing. Made from 3M medical tape, they actually stick to your skin as well, as opposed to the flaking or chipping on those water-based tats you get out of a gumball machine. And when your sporting event and postgame tailgate are over, the tattoos peel off just as easily as they went on. However, if you want to keep your tattoo for a long period of time, they will last for days, even in bad weather.

Although there are nearly 100 different college tats to choose, Fan-A-Peel can also customize your design. They’ll even send you free samples simply by registering online. The tattoos are made of “the highest-quality 4-color print image possible,” so your bulldog tattoo doesn’t end up looking like a beaver.

For more information, connect to Innovative Adhesives.com.

Made out of “ultra-durable closed cell PU foam” the FoamHead is designed specifically for each team. The Pittsburgh Steelers have a hard hat with a steel beam running through it to honor the men and women working in Pennsylvania area steel mills. The Minnesota Vikings FoamHead comes with two horns in each side of the head like an old school viking ready to pillage, and the San Diego Chargers have a couple of different lightning bolts to choose from.

The animal mascot teams are certainly the coolest and toughest-looking designs. These include the Chicago Bears (pictured above), the lifelike Carolina Panthers and Jacksonville Jaguars, and Miami Dolphins with the dolphin wearing a one-bar face mask helmet with a college-esque “M” on the side. And although the Cleveland Browns have nothing on their helmets, FoamHeads gives their fans the option of two dog heads, one black with orange eyes, and the other a brown and white hound dog with a Browns helmet.

Each FoamHead will run you $34.95, but another great aspect is that when it gets all sweaty and gross, nobody will see the unsightly stains that don way too many brims of caps worn at a football game. For more information, connect to FoamHeads.com.

These handcrafted shirts provide a new way to show off your allegiance to a certain player in the NBA, the MLB or (coming soon) the NHL. With hi-resolution, lifelike action photos on both the front and back, these will definitely get you noticed in the sea of game jerseys.

But unlike the typical tee shirts that rip, tear and shrink in the dryer, this line of apparel is extremely durable. That’s because it’s meant to be worn while actually playing the sport you are so passionate about. The fabric includes anti-microbial properties and wicking, and is smooth to the touch.

Another cool feature is that each player has a serial number in the patch at the bottom of the shirt, and if you type that number here, you can find out more details about the player images. Because the shirt is hand-made, it’s not cheap. Each shirt will run you $54.99, but at least shipping is free for the time being.

For more information, connect to Three 60 Gear.com.

This line of hockey masks not only makes you look like Jason in Friday the 13th, but it displays how passionate you really are about your team. In addition to showing off your favorite National Hockey League team, WARFACE also covers Major League Soccer, and can customize these great-looking college team designs, like the Auburn one pictured above.

The product is 100 percent eco-friendly and extremely durable. It is made out of high-grade ABS plastic that adjusts to fit faces of any size. The company, WARFACE by Design, has customized masks for junior league and high school hockey teams, and is always willing to bust out a new design, just for you.

For more information, connect to WARFACE by Design.com.

JIMMIE JOHNSON’S GUACAMOLE

Main Ingredients
* 4 medium Avocados (with skin and pit removed)
* 2 tbsp. Sour cream
* 2 tbsp. Hot sauce
* 1½ tsp. Garlic salt
* ½ tsp. Black pepper
* 2 tbsp. Italian dressing
* 1 tsp. Lemon Juice (freshly squeezed)
* 1 tsp. Grated Parmesan cheese
* Tortilla chips

Directions
1. In medium-sized bowl, mash avocado to desired smoothness.
2. Stir in sour cream, hot sauce, garlic salt, black pepper, Italian dressing and lemon juice.
3. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and refrigerate.
4. Enjoy with tortilla chips.

The “incredible” Beer Pager will locate any beer within a 20-yard radius with the click of a button, and the signal can even go through walls! And no matter how long you have gone without your precious beverage, the included coozie will make sure you’re drinking cold liquid.

Not unlike the flashing disc you stare at for 53 minutes before your table is ready at Olive Garden, the Beer Pager has a disc that you set your beverage and coozie on top of. When you have misplaced your drink, simply click on the remote control button and you’ll hear a “satisfying burp” and the red lights will also flash.

The Beer Pager runs with four AAA batteries (not included), but there is a battery in the remote. Just make sure you shut the device off when you’re done playing hide-and-seek, or you will be spending much more on battery replacements than beer replacements.

For more information, connect to Kotula’s.com.

Billed as “The Drink Cooler that flies,” this contraption is the perfect companion to your tailgate. Not only does it keep your beverage ice-cold, but it also doubles as a perfect football to throw around the parking lot.

Soon these coozies will be available with college team logos, but they still have a ton of cool designs to choose from right now. They can also be used as promotional tools to brand your company. And unlike your Nerf football that gets ruined when your buddy Dave makes an errant toss into the nearby swamp, this extremely durable coozie also floats, saving you from an uncomfortable fishing expedition.

You don’t need to be a master of aerodynamics like Revenge of the Nerds javelin contest heroes Harold Wormser and Lamar Latrell to throw this coozie as far as Jets QB Mark Sanchez can toss a real football. And just like a bona-fide pigskin, it has an area for laces that lets you line up your fingers to throw a perfect spiral. So even though you’ll never have three Super Bowl rings and a supermodel wife like Tom Brady, you’ll still be able to throw spirals like the Patriots legend.

For more information, connect to Flying Coozie.com.

With this much wattage for a continuous output, the ETQ generator is able to power lights, cell phones, fans, TVs, DVDs, computers, tablets, stereos, hot plates and even some microwaves all at the same time. The manual provides a handy list of typical wattage for each device to prevent an overload. Its large muffler keeps the noise to a minimum so you don’t have to shout to the person standing right next to you.

The fuel tank takes four gallons of unleaded gas and surges up to 4,000 watts. The device will run for approximately 24 hours before you have to fill up again. The ETQ generator also comes with a one-year manufacturer’s warranty.

Although this monster weighs more than some people at 111 pounds, it’s relatively easy to tote around with its sturdy wheels. The dimensions are 23.3” x 17” x 19” which easily fits into the majority of tailgating vehicles. And starting this baby up doesn’t take much strength with its pull recoil. Even He-Man’s bony villain Skeletor could get this device going without much effort.

For more information, connect to Eastern Tools.com.

It may look like regular blender, but not unlike the Terminator’s action-movie dominance, this beast of a machine dominates the world of ice-crushing machines. This can fire up a number of drinks in addition to its signature margarita. Daiquiris, slushes, smoothies and shakes are all attainable in this 128-ounce holder. That’s one gallon of frozen goodness for all you math majors.

The concept of how it works is pretty simple. Fill up The Margarator with drink mix, liquor and ice, secure the safety lid and press the button for the powerful motor to hum. The carry handle gives it portability and the stainless steel finish both looks good and lasts long.

And unlike the blenders that are impossible to pour without spilling half the drink, The Margarator has an easy-pour, no-drip spout. Too bad your tailgate buddies don’t have the same function on their shaky hands.

The retail price on the device is $99.99. For more information, connect to Nostalgia Electrics.com.