There are many ways to open a bottled beverage, as technology has advanced well past the rusty tool stage. But none of these methods has a name as clever as the latest breakthrough in the beverage-opening racket — the My Top Off bottle opener.
Endorsed by a well-endowed spokeswoman, this invention is more than just a memorable name that can elicit a gaggle of tasteless jokes. The My Top Off opener works on anything with a metal top and is operated by simply pressing down on the top of the cylinder. The magic in the gadget is its magnetic cap catcher that tugs a lot harder than any human can.
My Top Off also customizes its devices for the consumer to design whatever logo or message he or she chooses to convey, whether that be advertising something or displaying super fandom. The company also provides accessories to be purchased separately, such as a hands-free drink sling and sleek zip-up koozies.
For more information, connect to My Top Off.com.
