Stadium Pal Kit

You know what they say, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Unfortunately, “going” isn’t always the easiest thing to do at a tailgate when there are 100,000 people packed into a small space before a football game and no port-a-potty in sight. But instead of “solving” the problem by flooding your drawers or walking around with bulky Depends, check out this invention first.

The Stadium Pal Kit is cleverly described as “the discrete portable restroom system for men.” It’s basically an external catheter, but like the product description says, it’s discrete, so nobody needs to know when you decide to whiz in your pants.

The kit contains four key parts that work in concert when you need to answer nature’s call. The catheter is worn like a condom and connects with a custom-fit flexible hose measuring 18” long. Insert your own joke here___. You then strap the contraption on with latex-free straps and it drains into the 1,000 ml collection bag through the drain valve.

And yes, because not one size fits all men, there are several lengths to choose from starting off at Small (23 mm) and going all the way up to Extra Large (41 mm). And if you don’t know your size, are boycotting the metric system, or are buying it as a gift, you can choose the Assortment option, which gives the three most popular sizes (medium, intermediate and large).

Finally, because this was originally designed as a health care product for incontinent seniors, a lot of “high-tech research” went into developing this product.

For more information, connect to Bio Relief.com.