The art of smuggling is usually frowned upon in society, especially when that item is drug-related or jewel encrusted. But nobody seems to mind if the goods one is smuggling consist of alcohol and the person getting duped is the Event Staffer at the local stadium. Flasks and pouches of all kinds have been invented to help perfect this art, but most of those concealers don’t hold enough to risk losing your precious drink container.
The Stadium Sippin’ Seat doesn’t have that problem. Although the “World Famous” part of Papa Bert’s World Famous Sippin’ Seat is a bit over-the-top, this is the only tough-to-detect drink holder that can support more than two beers, 20 shots of liquor or a full bottle of wine.
The pouch fits snugly in between what looks like a run-of-the-mill seat cushion, but it also comes equipped with a twist valve for discreet pouring. The Sippin’ Seat holds warm and cold beverages with a heavy-duty zipper to keep it all in.
And speaking of heavy duty, the seat supports up to 300 pounds of girth, so as long as you’re weight doesn’t register over three bills, you won’t pop it when you sit on it. The device also disassembles easily for cleaning and unlike your filthy carpet, the fabric cover provides resistance to staining.
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