Last Updated on 08/19/2021 by Inside Tailgating
Reese’s peanut butter cups once coined the phrase, “there’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s.” The same can be said about beer as well, as there is no wrong to drink a beer. Whether you prefer drinking out of bottles, cans, pint glasses or even out of straws like Norm Peterson on Cheers once experimented with, you really can’t go wrong.
And then there are those tailgaters that need to imbibe at a faster level, especially in the waning minutes before having to enter an alcohol-free college football stadium. For these brave few, the shotgun technique comes into play. By poking a hole in the side of a beer can, the liquid pours right through that hole and down the gullet for instant gratification.
The problem with setting up a shotgun is that no two holes are cut the same, and sometimes the metal is sticking out instead of inside. Also, it’s not the most sanitary thing to have filthy car keys doing the cutting and ultimately polluting your beer can. And this is where No Joke.com’s Shotgun key chain comes in to play.
Advertised as the “World’s 1st Can Opener for Shotgunning Beer” this is not only a shotgun device, but also functions as a bottle opener and also a tab opener for cans. You simply hold the can sideways, grip the bottom of the can with the key chain and insert the triangular shaped head into the can for a perfect-sized shotgun hole every time.
And if you don’t care to shotgun, this handy tool still functions perfectly for its other features. No matter how long your nails are or how numb your fingers are, you can easily pop the tab off a can. And you could have the weakest wrist muscles in the parking lot, but the Shotgun key chain will still twist off any bottle cap you need to crack open.
For more information, connect to No Joke.com.
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